just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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