I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
time to smoke my breakfast
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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