I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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