Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize
