Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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