My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
as a side note pls kill me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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