Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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