Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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