My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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