turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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