xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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