Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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