im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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