It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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