yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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