Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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