My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
even my farts smell like vagina
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think a kid would responsible me up
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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