Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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