I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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