i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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