it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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