And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
