Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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