I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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