i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
