Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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