...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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