The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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