Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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