Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You can't motorboat a personality
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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