yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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