I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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