is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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