She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Terrible idea I love it
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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