it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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