What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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