just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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