This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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