Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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