S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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