spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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