Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
