Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you would pick up someone in the library
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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