She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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