hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
