is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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