A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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