Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
How's work?
Spinning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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