my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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