What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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