Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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