Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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